The Rogue Immortal Just Loves Watching Livestreams!

Donghua Province, Daoyan Mountain.

Xiao Yi, the youngest Nascent Soul cultivator in history, followed his master's final instructions and descended the mountain to practice in the mortal world. Using the Six Lines of Divination, he determined the best place to go: Sweetwater Alley in the old district of Chang'an City.

Sweetwater Alley was a rough and tumble place, and over time Xiao Yi picked up some local bad habits. His favorite pastime was watching livestreams.

Whenever he saw a female streamer using beauty filters to scam people, he'd fire off a thousand-word report.

If a streamer hired someone to play a game for her while pretending to be a gaming prodigy, he'd call the police and have the substitute player arrested.

When he saw a livestream from the Yunnan border where people gambled on jade stones, he'd use a lightning talisman to split open all the fake stones, forcing the platform to ban the stream.

In time, Xiao Yi started livestreaming himself.

I keep it real.

As Xiao Yi's livestream grew more and more popular, various people and forces hiding in the world began to take notice of him.

The Southern Maoists and Northern Ma clan, the Four Great Families, the Eight Great Sects, the Twelve Schools...

They all came looking for Xiao Yi, and were left utterly shocked.

"Did you start cultivating while you were still in the womb?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.