Three Kingdoms: White Porridge and Pickled Mustard, Forced to Wear Yellow Robes

What would happen if the people and armies of the late Han Dynasty were given plain porridge and pickled mustard every day? "My lord, I'm so happy! The *** army in the east can hear the fox barking every night!" "Sir, look, this is the big white snake we caught for you! I heard that it is the biological son of the big white snake that was killed by Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty!" "Sir, we dug out a one-eyed stone man when we opened the mountain!" "Sir, we live in the north, and the weather is getting cooler now, so I have specially prepared a yellow robe for you..." Du Xun looked at these important ministers with helplessness and lamented: "You... You have really hurt me... I am devoted to the Han Dynasty, and I am really a loyal minister..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.