Dream of the Red Chamber: An Unreliable Immortal

I finally caught the latest wave of transmigration, but here’s the problem: other people transmigrate into either prestigious identities or a life with their golden finger already online;

But although I transmigrated to an era where it’s legal to marry and take concubines, I also found myself surrounded by all the lovely, romanceable young ladies from the Dream of the Red Chamber;

I should have been unstoppable and gone on to great success, but is my golden finger here just for laughs?

The System’s entire pitch is: “Conquer the universe and primordial chaos, laugh proudly across the ten directions of the worlds, cultivate the supreme true body, and reign supreme in the Immortal Realm!”

In short, it’s the “Hilarious Cultivation” System.

Other people’s golden finger sign-in rewards: the body of a tyrant, marrow-cleansing pills, a beautiful bodyguard...

My golden finger’s rewards: eight stewed soft-shelled turtles for the “Eight Kings’ Body,” a slingshot and mud pellets for “shattered ammunition,” and a clumsy maid who guards against bad luck and cooks terribly for “unlucky girl guarding the stomach”...

Other people’s first activation task: reach a certain place and sign in;

My first activation task: brag to the emperor and light up a cigarette...

Everything became interesting after I met a young man interrogating prisoners in the imperial prison...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.