Genshin Impact: Reincarnated as a Slime, I Battle Keqing

Li You transmigrates to Teyvat and becomes a Slime. After cultivating for a thousand years, he begins a life of unbridled mischief.

Keqing, don't turn around. It's me, Ganyu. Ganyu, don't turn around. It's me, your master.

Xianyun, don't turn around. It's me, Shenhe. Shenhe, don't turn around. It's me, Ganyu.

Ei, don't turn around. It's me, Big Sis. Big Sis, don't turn around. It's me, Ei.

Yae Miko, don't turn around. It's me, Ei. Nahida, don't turn around. It's me, Greater Lord Rukkhadevata.

Big Sis Rukkhadevata, don't turn around. It's me, Nahida. Furina, don't turn around. It's me, Focalors.

Focalors, don't turn around. It's me, Furina. Jean, don't turn around. It's me, Barbara.

Barbara, don't turn around. It's me, Big Sis. Mona, don't turn around. It's me, Little Amy.

Little Amy, don't turn around. It's me, Mona. Hu Tao, don't turn around. It's me, Ganyu.

The girls: "Bullshit! You Slime!"

Keqing: "Sisters, follow me! Let's take down this misbehaving Slime!"

Ganyu: "Everyone has a duty to defeat Slimes!"

Li You: "I told you not to turn around for your own good. If you won't save face, I'll make you. Take this, Slime Tentacle Attack!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.