I'm Almost a God, and You're Telling Me Spiritual Energy Isn't Coming Back?

After transmigrating into a parallel world, Chen Mu became a lay Buddhist disciple and was utterly panicked.

Everyone said being a monk was lucrative these days, so why did everyone think he was a fraud?

He was about to starve and become a beggar when, luckily, he bound himself to a System.

There was just one thing: this System seemed a little abnormal.

Ding! A ferocious beast detected. Danger! Host, evacuate immediately!

He took a closer look. It was a little stray cat.

Ding! Host has destroyed a vicious beast's lair. Reward: Indestructible Vajra Skill!

He took a closer look. He'd just stepped on an anthill.

Ding! Host has consumed a spiritual fruit of heaven and earth. Reward: profound Buddhist cultivation!

He took a closer look. He'd just eaten an apple!

Ding! Succubus detected! Host cannot resist! Evacuate immediately!

He took a closer look. It was his ex-girlfriend.

Ex-girlfriend: "Chen Mu, I didn't expect our breakup to hit you so hard that you became a monk."

Chen Mu: "Don't get the wrong idea. I'd already taken refuge in Buddhism while we were together."

Ex-girlfriend: "You! You jerk!"

Ding! Host has a resolute will and resisted the succubus's temptation! Reward: Supreme Heart Method!

Huh? Maybe this System isn't so bad after all.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.