My Fishing Rod Caught a Destroyer

The Eagle Sauce issued a new sanctions list against the Rabbit.

But at the very top was a civilian factory that made household goods.

The factory's owner, Cao Lei, was very unhappy about it. "I sell household goods. What gives you the right to sanction me?"

The Eagle Sauce president: "The household goods you sell let people see a needle on the ground at night, even more clearly than in daylight."

Cao Lei: "That's just a pair of glasses. Of course it's a household good."

"The shirts you sell can stop sniper rifle bullets!"

Cao Lei: "It's just a shirt. Of course it's a household good."

"The Haotaitai oral liquid you sell boosts people's strength by fifty percent, turning sickly weaklings into superhumans in an instant."

Cao Lei: "It's a health supplement. What else would it be if not a household good?"

The Eagle Sauce president: "The fishing rod you sell hooked one of my navy's destroyers."

"That's slander. Could a fishing rod really hold a destroyer weighing thousands of tons?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.