Showbiz: Starting Out by Selling Songs

Want to hire me to write a song? Sorry, I don't offer that service anymore.

Want me to appear on a variety show? Sure. I'll show them how to win me over.

Want to date me? Don't come any closer. All I care about is money, hahaha!

You're a famous young heartthrob? I'll beat you up just the same if I don't like you.

Officer, I swear I didn't mean to hit him. He ran into me himself. I'm just doing the people a favor.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.