I Sell Homemade Sky Rockets. How Can You Say I'm Selling Weapons?

Lin Fei transmigrated to a parallel world, where he became the owner of a fireworks factory and upgraded its fireworks technology.

To expand his market,

Lin Fei set his sights overseas.

After his products were shipped out,

many people found that there was something a little off about them.

His Sky-Piercing Monkeys were repurposed by Hamas as decoy flares, taking down Israel's Iron Dome.

His Thunderbolts were turned by the Houthis into anti-ship missiles, sinking American warships.

His fireworks detectors were even used by countries across the Middle East as laser defense weapons.

Even the Gatling fireworks he had left in the warehouse as junk were hailed as an advanced weapon for individual combat!

Israel: Rabbit, explain yourself!

America: I suspect Rabbit did this on purpose!

Hamas: Here's a funny story. We fired off a batch of Sky-Piercing Monkeys the other day.

Houthis: Here's a joke. We sank an American ship.

Big Bear: Let me tell one too. Little Two shot down a transport plane that had landed. It was full of Little Two's prisoners of war...

America: Did Lin Fei provide you with secret weapons?

Lin Fei: Don't go making wild accusations! I'm just a fireworks salesman, not an arms dealer!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.