I'm Already a God, So Why Am I Still on the Bench?

Your ex-girlfriend stabbed you in the back?

Your bright future gets derailed by someone with connections?

I'm a vice president, for crying out loud, and you stick me on the bench?

The scroll unfolds.

One slap from me, and heaven and earth split apart.

"Please, Immortal, bring rain and save us!"

Lin Xuan gets an idea: a humidifier and a fan, and there you have it, a downpour!

What? There are other immortals besides me?

Hand out divine weapons and let my people take them down!

Talismans?

Magic?

I won the Three Kingdoms struggle, and the world got shattered?!

Earth gets invaded, and that's my fault?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.