I Told You to Rob Them, So Why Are the Criminals Thanking You?

Do whatever you want, get away with anything, break every rule, and don’t let anyone guilt-trip you.

Su Lin accidentally activated the Robbery System.

As long as he livestreams a robbery and gets the victim to say thank you, he earns a reward!

And so, the tone of his livestreams changed...

Robber: “He’s actually a pretty nice guy. He robbed me, then made me say thank you.”

Human trafficker: “Waaah, sometimes I really want to call the police.”

Drug dealer: “He took my merchandise and said he was saving me. I’m so moved I could die.”

Actress: “That’s nonsense. I wasn’t robbed. Both I and my money belong to him.”

After a few of these incidents, Su Lin became famous across the internet.

Just when everyone thought that was as far as he could go...

Little Japan: “I was just passing by. Why did you rob me of an entire fleet?”

Korea: “The story of how our THAAD system got stolen.”

Eagle Sauce: “We’ll say it three times because it’s important: give back our aircraft carrier, give back our aircraft carrier, give back our aircraft carrier!”

At last, the Dragon Nation’s military watched...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.