I'm a Post-00s Boss, So Why Do You Call Me Kid Bro?

Jiang Chuan, a man born in the 2000s, inherits a factory on the verge of bankruptcy and is forced to take part in a livestreaming show.

At the same time, he activates a System that promises him a ten-billion subsidy if his company goes bankrupt.

Jiang Chuan: ???

There's really a deal like that?

So he starts slacking off at work and playing games with his employees.

The production and sales managers get into an argument and ask him to settle it.

Jiang Chuan: Adults are talking. Kids shouldn't butt in.

At a business dinner, he says, "I can't drink. Is there a kids' table?"

A former female classmate, now a big star: "Your company doesn't seem to be doing well. Want me to be your spokesperson?"

Jiang Chuan: "A poor guy like me can't afford a courtesan."

Finance department: "Boss, you can't just sign this contract!"

Jiang Chuan: "We're all in the same boat. If we're going down, we're going down together."

Netizens clamor to get jobs at his company.

Later, they discover books about civil service exams in his office.

The netizens panic. They can't let him get away.

Buy it, buy it all!

They only meant to give the products a try, but it turns out the company's stuff is genuinely good.

It's cheap and works well, so they all place orders.

Jiang Chuan: "Why is it so hard to make this company go bankrupt!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.