I Was Arrested in a Dream for Assaulting the Campus Beauty

Name: I Was Arrested in a Dream for Assaulting the Campus Beauty
Author: Just Another Struggling Author

做梦被逮捕，说我侵犯校花

by Just Another Struggling Author (小扑街一个)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 117k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Superpowers
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

"I blow up buildings, I hook up with girls... What's the big deal? Can't I do whatever I want in my dreams?"

Su Lin, a college student, is sitting in class when a group of fully armed police officers suddenly rushes into the classroom and arrests him.

In the interrogation room.

The police ask, "Tell us what you've been up to."

Su Lin says, "I'm a college student. I go to class and go home every day. That's it."

The police ask, "You haven't been doing anything at night?"

Su Lin says, "Does dreaming count?"

The police say, "Tell us about it."

Su Lin says, "Every night, I dream about the same place. I'm not exaggerating when I say everything there feels incredibly real. It's so immersive. I blow up buildings, hook up with girls, and fight for justice... It really feels like I'm there. It's awesome!"

The police ask, "What did you do last night?"

Su Lin says, "Last night? That was even more interesting! For the first time, someone from the real world showed up in my dream. Oh, right, it was our campus belle. At the time, I..."

The police ask, "Have you ever considered that it wasn't a dream?"

Su Lin says, "???"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.