It's New Year's, Time to Head Down the Mountain for a Blind Date

年到了，下山相亲去

by White Wine with Periwinkles (白酒送田螺)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 23k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Superpowers
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

A young man comes down from the mountain to meet a potential wife, but gets rejected.

He has plenty of prospective matches, but not one of them agrees to be with him.

Will he ever succeed?

On his quest to get married, he slays demons and gods along the way.

All for her, for her, for her...

He roars, "You won't get away!"

Just surrender already, or how else is this story supposed to go?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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