The Fierce Bandit Journey to the West: Tathagata, You Can Step Down Now

Li Shimin: "I've got a connection out west. The risk is high, but the profits are enormous. When the time comes, you take three and I take seven!"

Tang Sanzang pulled a pistol from his crotch, picked at his ear, and pressed it against Li Shimin's forehead. "Xiaomin, my hearing's bad. What did you just say?"

Guanyin: "The road ahead is full of dangers. This brocade kasaya will protect you from all evil, and this nine-ringed staff is for your defense!"

For defense? This busted stick is supposed to protect me? As soon as Guanyin left, Tang Sanzang turned to Li Shimin. "Xiaomin, get this staff melted down and make me a big cleaver!"

Zhu Bajie: "Brother Monkey, what kind of organization are we, anyway?"

Sun Wukong tossed his cigarette butt on the ground and crushed it underfoot. He fixed Zhu Bajie with a sharp look.

"Old Zhu, don't go poking your nose into underworld business!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.