I Posted an Innovative Video, and the SWAT Team Stormed My Classroom

Tang Ji, welcome to the live studio of the Young People of the Times program.

I hear you like researching innovative inventions in your spare time,

then posting videos online to introduce them?

That's right!

Which of your innovations are you most satisfied with so far?

I think it would be my successful redesign of the WG.

The WG? That thing men use?

Yes. It feels great, but it has side effects,

so I redesigned it to remove those side effects

and make it last longer,

so it can benefit millions of families even more!

What are you working on lately?

I'm designing a heavy electromagnetic railgun turret that moves on six legs,

a near-light-speed aerospace warship powered by nuclear fusion plasma jets,

and a massive, world-destroying nuclear fusion laser weapon: the Death Ray!

What's that bloodstain on your clothes?

Oh, sorry. I fired an AK-47 at close range on the way here and got splattered by accident!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.