You Asked Me to Join the Military Parade, So Why Did I Bring a Battalion of Archmages?

International tensions are escalating.

China decides to reveal its strength and deter the Eagle and the Cherry Blossom.

Chen Yunfei and the Strategic Deception Bureau take the lead, showcasing a small portion of the country's technology.

But the video is urgently deleted by the national defense information office as soon as it's posted!

"What was that video supposed to be?"

"A showcase of our great China's technological prowess!"

"Since when does your technology involve bombarding everything with magic?!"

"Isn't that what the Strategic Deception Bureau does?"

When the leaders demand an explanation, Chen Yunfei says he was only doing his job.

After an investigation, it turns out that the new surface-to-air missiles used by the Bear Country were delivered by Chen Yunfei.

"Chief of Staff, don't make baseless accusations. I was only following orders from above and sending them some fireworks."

The Eagle is jealous, and the Cherry Blossom makes its move.

A giant cannon hanging in the sky and dark arts that slaughter the innocent threaten the people of China.

Chen Yunfei furrows his brow:

"Looks like we'll have to use the Magic Guide All-Worlds Cannon."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.