You Said You'd Only Make Bad Movies, So What the Hell Is This Three-Body Problem?

Li Xuan is reborn on Blue Star and awakens an outrageously shady Check-In System!

He exploits Dilraba Dilmurat's unspoken rules and successfully awakens the System.

He planned to become a mogul, but his company is on the verge of bankruptcy from the start?

"Looks like it's time to give this world a little shock!"

A shamelessly trendy mashup of Dragon King, Live-in Son-in-Law, and Taoist Priest Descends the Mountain leaves countless people hooked.

Movie fans: "I'm a total sucker for this stuff, and I love watching it. The villain Li Xuan plays is so handsome! And Heaven and Earth, Dragon Scales and Young China, did Li Xuan sing all those songs too?"

Just as everyone thinks Li Xuan can only make terrible movies...

Li Xuan: "My new movie: This Killer Is Not Too Cold."

Chen Kaige: "Feiyu's movie, This Killer Is Not Too Calm. Please show it your support!"

Movie fans: "This Killer Is Not Too Calm is a goddamn awful movie! Give us our money back!!!"

Venice, Cannes, Berlin International Film Festival Best Foreign Language Film: This Killer Is Not Too Cold is brimming with artistic flair. It will never be forgotten among films of its kind in cinema history, and is a true milestone!!!

After that, he goes on to film The Matrix trilogy, the two-part The Wandering Earth series, The Three-Body Problem...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.