You Told Me to Be a Homeless Man, So I Picked Up a Nuke and Sold It for Scrap

Chu Ming transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he is taking part in a livestreaming show, where he randomly draws the identity of a homeless man.

Chu Ming: "In our homeless circle, we call a dumpster a treasure chest!"

"There's nothing you can think of that you can't find in one!"

Netizens: "You make it sound so impressive, but isn't it just picking up scrap to sell?"

"Why'd you pick up a bouquet? You think that's worth anything?"

Chu Ming pulls 5,200 yuan from the bouquet's wrapping and smiles. "Money from simps is easy to make!"

Netizens: "What the hell, that actually worked?!"

Just as netizens decide that finding a few thousand yuan in a dumpster is already absurd enough,

Chu Ming finds a bag of dismembered remains in the next dumpster!

It turns out, after he calls the police, that it's only a disassembled silicone doll.

Netizens laugh at him. "Looks like your luck ran out, huh?"

Chu Ming: "Let's look up how much a secondhand silicone doll can sell for..."

Netizens: "?"

And that is only the beginning.

After that, Chu Ming finds human-flesh curry rice, artillery shells, national treasures, and nuclear waste.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.