I Brought Egret Back to the Northeast, and Even the Locals Don't Know the Way

Xu Zhe has been in a long-distance relationship with Bai Lu for three years. At last, he's bringing his Southern hometown sweetheart back to Harbin, his hometown.

As a local, he thinks he can show Bai Lu all around Harbin.

But...

Bai Lu: You can watch the intangible cultural heritage iron flower performance in Harbin? That's amazing!

Xu Zhe: I've never seen it!

Bai Lu: Harbin's sweet tofu pudding is delicious!

Xu Zhe: I've never tried it!

Bai Lu: There are Oroqen people in Harbin, too!

Xu Zhe: I've never heard of them!

Bai Lu: Are you trying to start a fight? You Harbin people sure know how to keep your mouths shut. You've got all this great stuff and never told anyone?

Xu Zhe: I really don't know any of this! Could a local please share a guide?

Local: Speaking for the locals, we don't have a guide either. The Southern hometown sweetheart knows more than we do!

Xu Zhe: Harbin, you've got yourself a girlfriend and now you don't care if the locals live or die, huh?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.