Chat Group: I, Niu Dali, Must Live Up to My Name

Heaven has the Five Elements, and people have five powers. Unite all five, and none under heaven can stand against you.

I, Niu Dali, have to be mighty!

There's nothing a single punch can't solve.

Dharma King Golden Wheel: Dali, quit bragging. Daoist Ancestor Hongjun stripped away your Three Flowers. You still think you can turn the world upside down?

Wu Zetian: Brother Dali, come save me! Zhu Bajie won't go be the Altar-Cleansing Envoy. He says he wants to be my lover. Oh, heavens, he's so ugly, and I can't beat him.

Zhao Yun: Don't worry, Dali. I'll ride over on the White Dragon Horse and save you right away.

Kakashi Hatake: Dali, hurry over! I've pinned Athena down with my Divine Eye of Creation. One Nuclear Fusion Fist from you, and we can take her away.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.