The Video Comments Are So Cutting, the Ancients Beg in Tears for Mercy

Xu Feng downloaded an app that rewards him for posting videos and comments.

The people submitting these videos are figures from every dynasty in parallel worlds.

Jiajing submits a video.

"I only have eight sets of everyday clothes for all four seasons. I must be the most frugal emperor ever, right?"

Comment: "Jiajing, Jiajing, every household is clean and bare. Now that's frugality."

Emperor Wu of Han submits a video.

"I made a promise to keep a beauty in a golden house. Which emperor is more devoted than I am?"

Comment: "Go say that to A Jiao in Changmen Palace."

The First Emperor submits a video.

"They all say I'm cold and heartless. Who knows how tenderly I treated my youngest son?"

Comment: "And then Hu Hai slaughtered his own family, and Qin fell in its second generation."

Qianlong submits a video.

"My literary talent surpasses that of every emperor before me. I've written tens of thousands of poems, and I'm an expert in antiques, calligraphy, and painting."

Comment: "Not one of your doggerel poems has been passed down. Any calligraphy or paintings you've stamped are worth far less."

Cao Cao, Li Shimin, Emperor Yang of Sui...

The ancients plead, "Stop roasting us, please!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.