A Foreign Devil Stole My Incense Money, So I Smacked Him Straight to the Western Paradise

At the Western Pure Garden on Mount Putuo, several Eagle Sauce tourists are caught stealing incense money red-handed, yet they still have the nerve to talk back.

"Stealing? I just bent down and picked it up."

"Exactly. You Xia people must be out of your minds to leave so much money lying around."

"If you don't want it, why can't we pick it up? You're discriminating against us."

"Xia people are a lower species, the very definition of stupidity."

Even the tour guide sides with them: "They came all this way from the Eagle Sauce to visit. Think of all the GDP they've contributed to us. What's the big deal about a few coins of incense money?"

As the crowd grows furious, golden light suddenly flickers across the sky. A giant hand descends from above and smashes the foreigners into a pulp on the spot.

The Eagle Sauce ambassador calls the incident utter nonsense and personally climbs Mount Putuo to demand justice for the tourists from the Eagle Sauce.

The golden giant hand appears once more and crashes down.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.