I Built a Phased-Array Laser Mosquito Killer and Blew Up an F-35

"Village Chief, the mosquitoes are breeding everywhere. Help me out."

Zhou Shu: "Sure."

A phased-array laser mosquito zapper is unveiled.

Camel customer: "Friend, name your price."

Not long afterward, an Uncle Sam F-35 crashes!

"Village Chief, I want to sell ice cream to help with the household expenses. Help me out."

Zhou Shu: "Sure."

A high-speed centrifuge is unveiled.

Camel customer: "Friend, name your price."

Not long afterward, a mushroom cloud engulfs Judea.

"Village Chief! We're surrounded by special forces!"

"Village Chief! The National Security Bureau wants to have a little chat with you!"

Zhou Shu: "??"

When the head of the National Security Bureau sits down across from him, Zhou Shu's brain nearly shuts down. I'm only trying to help people out of poverty. What do wars happening outside have to do with me?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.