I Took Time Off to Work: After Scamming Me, the Russians Begged for Forgiveness

Liu Yi posted a boastful thread on a part-time job forum:

I fix computers, TVs, nuclear submarines, and aircraft carriers.

I can be a singer, an actor, or a scientist researching nuclear fusion.

I can help a beautiful teacher win over her school, unclog a celebrity's drain, or help an athlete experience the thrill of reaching the summit.

…

I'll solve your problems and make your dreams come true. Get in now, and we'll set off at once.

"Ding! The All-Purpose Odd-Jobber System has been activated..."

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