You Told Me to Play Sun Wukong at the Scenic Spot, Now I’m Its Lucky Charm

Qin Chuan transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he is taking part in a reality show. His randomly assigned job is to play Wukong, pinned beneath Five-Finger Mountain at a scenic attraction, and accept food from visitors.

Female visitor: "Mister, I'm so jealous of your job! You just have to lie there and get fed!"

Qin Chuan, looking exasperated: "I'm only 22. Why the hell are you calling me 'mister'?"

Female visitor: "Oh, oh! Hello, Mister Chicken Feather!"

Qin Chuan: "Nice..."

Female visitor: "Uncle Chicken Feather, does your job come with room and board?"

Qin Chuan: "There's a housing allowance, but no meals."

Female visitor: "I haven't eaten yet, and I'm getting a little hungry..."

Qin Chuan: "You're a real talent!"

Female visitor: "Really? What do you think about me auditioning for the role of Zixia Fairy? With looks like mine, I've definitely got it!"

Qin Chuan: "A remarkable woman like you should audition for Wolong or Fengchu in a Three Kingdoms production..."

Netizen: "I'm laughing so hard I'm about to cry. This is the worst Wolong and Fengchu have ever been roasted..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.