Caught Working a Winter Break Job. They Asked If My Luoyang Shovel Was Any Good

Wu Zhangfa is a college student.

He's the kind of kid other parents hold up as an example.

While everyone else has a blast during every holiday, he's busy working part-time.

But on the first day of the new semester, he's surrounded by a squad of fully armed special police!

"Wu Zhangfa, what did you do over winter break?"

"I worked part-time, selling broken porcelain bowls."

"Where did you get the merchandise?"

"I brought it back from overseas. Sometimes I even go abroad to dig up supplies!"

"What did you use to dig?"

"A Luoyang shovel."

"Was it any good?"

"The quality wasn't great."

"The quality wasn't great, and you still managed to dig up an imperial tomb?"

"I was just lucky."

"What else did you do?"

"Someone offered me a full-time job as a hitman. I turned it down."

"Why?"

"The money came too slowly. I prefer getting paid at the end of each day."

Wu Zhangfa answers every question. In truth, he has a secret identity!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.