You Asked Me to Forecast the Weather, So Why Did I Send a Disaster to Japan?

That day, after graduating, Ye Ran began working at the meteorological bureau as an utterly unremarkable weather presenter.

But people around the world soon noticed that ever since he started doing weather reports, not a single day had passed without a global disaster!

Ye Ran: "Due to spring winds over Australia, the animals have entered mating season again. A certain island in the south will be affected by these spring winds."

--A certain prime minister is sexually assaulted.

"Due to cold air from Siberia, parts of Western Europe will be hit by a severe cold wave."

--France issues a statement: That day, we seemed to remember our ancestors in Moscow.

"For unknown reasons, temperatures in the Rising Sun Nation will rise sharply in the coming days."

The little Japanese: "So this is how temperatures can rise..."

Ye Ran: I didn't mean to say that. The weather really is like this, and it has nothing to do with me.

People around the world: We won't believe a single word you say!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.