I Ask You to Predict the Weather, but You Throw Natural Disasters at the Cherry Blossoms?

On that day, Ye Ran, who graduated, worked in the Meteorological Bureau and became an unpretentious weather forecast reporter. It's just that people from all over the world suddenly discovered that since this person went to the weather forecast, there has not been a single day of peace in the world! Ye Ran: "Affected by the Australian spring wind, animals are in estrus again. A certain island in the south will be affected by the spring wind." ——A certain prime minister was raped. "Affected by the cold air from Siberia, some countries in Western Europe will suffer a severe cold wave." ——France issued an announcement: On that day, we seemed to recall our ancestors in Mosco "According to unknown reasons, the temperature in the Land of the Rising Sun will rise significantly in recent days." Xiaozhi: "It turns out that the temperature can still rise like this..." Ye Ran: That's not what I wanted to say, it's just that the weather is really like this and it has nothing to do with me. Global People: We won't believe a word you say! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.