You Called Me a Tiny Southern Potato? What Do You Mean, I Can Crush a Head with One Hand?

Li Xuanqing was from the south, but he wasn't some short little Southerner!

As he grew up, he turned into a fierce-looking, muscle-bound, intimidating hulk!

Wherever he went, the gods retreated and children cried.

Life was tough and he was in a bad mood, so he decided to visit Erbin,

while also meeting some of the hulking men from the northeast to see if he could fit in.

As soon as he got off the plane, he met Bai Lu, a short little Southerner, and the two traveled together.

The six-foot-seven muscleman and five-foot-five Bai Lu braved Erbin,

and their adorable contrast left everyone dumbfounded!

Before they left, Li Xuanqing whispered:

"Bai Lu, listen. When that bathhouse lady gives you a butt-scrub later, roll onto your back. Whatever you do, don't stick your butt up."

"What are you talking about? You're the one who'd stick your butt up!!!"

"You want a frozen pear? I'll break one open for you!"

At the zoo, Bai Lu wanted to get closer to the tiger but was scared.

Li Xuanqing stepped forward and glared!

"Meow~"

The men of Erbin stared at Li Xuanqing in shock.

"Are you a short little Southerner?"

"Watch your words. I'm a big Southern dick!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.