You Got Arrested for Fortune-Telling on the Side, and Now You’re Telling the Cops to Watch Out?

Yu Fei transmigrates into a parallel world and becomes a senior in college about to graduate.

A huge sum of money passing through his account catches the police's attention, and he is taken to the station for questioning about where it came from.

Yu Fei: It's just legitimate income from my side job.

Police: What kind of side job pays better than drug trafficking?

Yu Fei: Fortune-telling and feng shui. Some wealthy big shots really believe in this stuff, and they're generous with their money.

The police are momentarily speechless, then continue questioning him.

You charged an old lady 300,000 yuan for fortune-telling. What's that about? Was it a scam?

Yu Fei: I just found a good feng shui burial site for her late husband. That's not expensive! Ask her family if their luck has improved.

And according to the grave-robbing gang's testimony, you sneaked into an ancient tomb last month and moved a corpse. Were you involved in grave robbing?

Yu Fei: That tomb belongs to my ancestors. The grave robbers damaged its feng shui, so I found another place to bury the body, to prevent it from turning into a walking corpse. What's wrong with that?

Officer, your glabella looks dark. You should be careful these next few days. I'm afraid bloodshed is in your future.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.