Give It a Rest, Boss! I've Never Seen Anyone Date Like This

Xu Nian had just transmigrated to a parallel world that was almost, but not quite, like Earth when he joined the dating reality show Let's Fall in Love.

He was bound to the Disaster System.

Xu Nian: "Wise men don't fall in love. I'll take a foot massage instead!"

Host: "Welcome to the filming of Let's Fall in Love. Xu, is there anyone you're interested in?"

Xu Nian: "Even dogs won't date. Being a simp wastes your life. Only a rich woman can make me feel warm."

Host: "Then why did you come on the show, Xu?"

Xu Nian looked serious and spoke with utmost solemnity: "I'm on a dating show, and you ask what I'm here for? I'm here to burn yellow paper with the female guests and swear brotherhood in the Peach Garden!"

Host: "Please share a declaration of love or some advice for our viewers!"

Xu Nian: "I don't have the courage to love you. Your family doesn't own a Ferrari!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.