My Chat Group Connects to the Ancient World, and the Emperors Are Losing It

Wu Yu transmigrates unexpectedly, only to find that his life is just as miserable as it was in his previous one.

By chance, he downloads a time-and-space group chat app. All he has to do to make money is watch ancient emperors chat.

Ying Zheng: "What! My Great Qin only lasted two generations? What happened to ruling for ten thousand generations?"

Liu Che: "The Han dynasty's name became the name of the Chinese people! That's the highest praise later generations could give the Han!"

Li Shimin: "Never let the northern barbarians cross the Yin Mountains! My mighty Tang expanded its territory, and nations came to pay tribute. It was the greatest empire in Chinese history!"

Zhao Kuangyin: "You all had mighty armies, while mine was the Great Song of Surrender, right? It's not what I wanted either. My descendants just weren't up to the task!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "I started with a single bowl and ended up ruling an empire! I drove out the Tartars and restored China!"

Qianlong: "You all carry on. The Great Qing is going to stay out of sight!"

Every emperor thinks his own dynasty was the pinnacle of Chinese civilization, until Wu Yu starts talking...

The emperors: "Holy crap! What kind of godlike lives are you living? You're having an even better time than emperors!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.