You Won't Sell Me a Lithography Machine? Fine, I'll Just Pick One Up by the Road

The legal hotline gets a call.

"I found a lithography production line by the roadside. What crime would I be committing if I brought it back to China?"

The lawyer thinks it's a prank and says it isn't a crime, then gives it no more thought.

But the next day, five transport planes arrive in China, carrying back all the production equipment for an extreme ultraviolet lithography system!

Every academician at the Academy of Sciences is stunned!

The Tulip Kingdom announces that its lithography production line has been stolen, shocking the entire world!

Not long afterward, the legal hotline gets another call from him.

"I accidentally found all the artifacts from the Never-setting Sun Museum. I won't get arrested, will I?"

"Not only will you not be arrested, but every citizen of Great Xia will see you as the greatest hero of the twenty-first century!"

That very day, every artifact in the Never-setting Sun Museum is taken, leaving the world dumbfounded!

In the days that follow, each call he makes is more shocking than the last!

Bombing the Eastern Isles' sacred shrine!

A sixth-generation aircraft engine!

The Eagle Sauce System raises its prices by 50%? I'll take America's most advanced AI servers and all their source code!

Great Xia: Dispatch the aircraft carrier and bring Father back home!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.