Why Go to Him for Treatment? You’ll Either Get Cheated on or Go to Prison

"A famous married actress comes to you for treatment. You diagnose her with an unsatisfied libido, then say she's still a virgin and ask if her husband is impotent. Isn't that going too far? And while treating her, you end up cuckolding her husband..."

"A university kindly invites you to give everyone a checkup, but you turn around and lead the police in taking down the whole school!"

"A policewoman comes in for a massage, and you pull the curtain shut. Then some indescribable sounds come from behind it. If you charge for that, just say so! Do you think I care about the membership fee?!"

"She's supposed to be lucky, but you're a once-in-a-species loach. People come to you for treatment and either get cuckolded by you or end up in prison!"

Lu Feng transmigrates to a parallel world, where he works as a traditional Chinese medicine doctor and becomes a contestant on a live-broadcast talent show.

As a result, he awakens the Traditional Chinese Medicine Shenanigans System. If he doesn't pull some stunts, he can't survive.

Looking at the pennants on the wall, he reads: "Specialist in treating frigidity," "Outstanding police and public as one family," "Infertility expert," "Eight stings in one night," "The straightest man alive"...

Lu Feng beams with pride.

Wait, did something strange get mixed in with the pennants...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.