You Sent Me to Farm, So Why Am I Teaching Hippos Combined Arms Tactics?

Zhou Yang had just graduated from college and was short on money, so he was conned into taking a job in Africa. But just half a month into the job, an armed rebellion broke out in the region!

With no other choice, Zhou Yang was forced to get to work.

After finally making it through three hardworking years, he returned home, only to be arrested as soon as he got off the plane.

Interrogation room:

Officer: "What were you doing in Africa?"

Zhou Yang: "Working, of course."

Officer: "Then what do you think of your honorary position as the principal of the African Army Academy?"

Zhou Yang: "They insisted on putting my name on it."

Officer: "What do you think of the three major warlords currently active in Africa?"

Zhou Yang: "They're the worst students I've ever taught."

Officer: "One last question: who taught them combined infantry and tank tactics?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.