Zhang Is About to Lose It, and the Green-Tea Girl Flees on Her Knees in Terror

Xiao Zhang, a security guard, underwent an unexpected mental transformation and gained the extraordinary abilities to alter memories and control minds!

From then on, Xiao Zhang's life was like a cheat code, with his swagger reaching the heavens!

You drive a Maserati and you're keeping a mistress, and you dare complain about me? Xiao Zhang will make you wonder where all the flowers have gone in your dreams!

You catty car saleswoman selling BMWs, you're such a piece of work! Xiao Zhang is going to shoot the loudest bird!

An international superstar? Always posing and prancing around. Bah! In Xiao Zhang's eyes, you're nothing but a seductive tramp!

And you, the guy who uses photography to pick up women, want to sleep with a thousand? Xiao Zhang will make you feel sick at the sight of women!

The old lady who runs the flower shop? Your expressions are spot-on. Xiao Zhang will find you a special role!

Upper-class society ladies? Who are you putting on that prim and proper act for? Xiao Zhang will have you bawling your eyes out!

Hey, you Black guy, stop being disgusting and get yourself over to Songshan Nursing Home, pronto!

Whose little wife is this? If you don't come claim her soon, Xiao Zhang might just get shy!

Whoever I want, I get! Anyone got a problem with that? Xiao Zhang will make you submit in bed!

When Xiao Zhang loses his temper, the catty ones can only run away in tears!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.