You Asked Me to Update the Public Restroom Map, So Why Did You Mark a Prostitute?

Nandu's municipal sanitation department puts out a public tender online for an electronic map showing the locations of public restrooms.

Sanitation Department: Student Zhu, what place does this pink female profile icon mark?

Nandu Police: Student Zhu can refuse to answer that question.

Zhu Luo: Those are establishments run by sex workers.

The entire internet erupts: You're equating sex workers with public restrooms?!

The public: What do the icons of wandering children represent?

Zhu Luo: The movements of trafficked children.

The public: What does the label "500,000" mean?

Zhu Luo: A walking 500,000.

National Security: Student Zhu, could the state commission a custom map layer?

Zhu Luo: Pay me, and anything is possible.

Before long, international friends everywhere are in a panic. This is terrifying! The people of the Dragon Nation have access to everyone's private information around the world...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.