My Cat Cafe Looks Suspiciously Like a Club. The Whole Internet Wants to Know the Price of My Models

Su Mu quit his job at a Western restaurant and opened a cat cafe.

He was already at his wit's end over how aloof the cats were.

But after appearing on a show produced by China Central Television, he held a staff meeting for the cats, and everything took a turn!

“You can't let the customers pet you or even touch you. What am I supposed to do?”

“If you won't let them pet you, your boss won't make any money!”

“And you, do you have any idea how much I pay every time you bite a customer until they bleed?”

Netizens: Boss, how much does one of your cat models charge for a night?

Su Mu: This is a respectable cat cafe. We don't have models, thank you!

Officer: Boss, here's your chance to turn yourself in. Just confess!

Su Mu: Confess to what? This really is a cat cafe!

Production crew: Boss Su Mu, are you respectable or not? We want to keep making this show!

Su Mu: I... I really just run a cat cafe! Please stop asking me how much the models cost. I honestly don't know!

Boss, your cat's walking out with a ball gag in its mouth...?

Su Mu: It was an accident. Do you believe me?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.