I Only Have Two Histories. Why Are You Losing It, Qianlong?

Qin Hao livestreams history commentary, never expecting his streaming platform to connect the past and present!

He discusses the ten greatest tragedies in history!

Qin Shi Huang, who died of illness at Shaqiu; Huo Qubing, who died young; Zhu Biao, the greatest crown prince, taken too soon... and the burning of the Old Summer Palace!

Qin Shi Huang breaks down: I died of illness at Shaqiu? Heaven, give me an elixir of immortality!

Old Zhu: My son! My dear son! Heaven, how could you treat me so unfairly?

Qianlong: What does the burning of the Old Summer Palace have to do with me? Why are you blaming me!

He discusses the ten greatest villains in history.

The Ming Dynasty's God of War, the emperor who went to the front lines, Zhu Qizhen, who ruined China's backbone!

Qianlong, whose isolationist policies caused tens of millions of Chinese people to die!

Old Zhu: That's my descendant! Damn it, I'll chop him to pieces!

Ancestor Long: Qianlong brought a century of humiliation upon China. I want to toss him into a pig cage and throw him in a river!

Just then, ding! The twin-world gate activates!

Seeing the emperors all eager to transmigrate, Qianlong panics!

Qianlong: No! Don't come over here!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.