You Were Supposed to Go Abroad to Start a Business, So Why Did You Build a Mercenary Empire?

Scene One:

Inside a military interrogation room.

Long Baichuan looks utterly stunned. "I heard you went overseas to start a business for three years!?"

Jiang Bai: "Ahem, it was just a little side venture. Nothing worth mentioning."

Long Baichuan looks even more stunned. "You became the president of an entire country, and you call that a little side venture!?"

Jiang Bai: "I'm confused too. I was just eating, and a bunch of foreigners draped a yellow robe over me. Maybe I'm just popular. Pretty much nobody says anything bad about me."

Long Baichuan: "That's because everyone who said anything bad about you got gunned down by your men! You even got the SEALs disbanded after beating them so badly!"

Scene Two:

A civil war between two African countries.

Commander of the first army: "I'm from the third class of Jiang's Military Academy. You'd better surrender while you still can!!"

Commander of the second army: "Surrender my ass! I'm from the first class, your senior!"

Commander of the first army: "So we're on the same side! Then let's not fight. I'll go ask Principal Jiang to settle this!"

Six months later, the major powers jointly lodge a protest with Longguo: "You'd better get Jiang Bai under control! At this rate, the entire hemisphere will be speaking Longguo's language!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.