Save the Crunchy Shark and Get Caught, Let Me Turn in the Tank

Jiang Ye traveled through the parallel world and became a university instructor. Not only did he carefully complete the daily management work of students every day, he also paid careful attention to the students' health to prevent the accidental death of crispy college students. One day, while he was instructing students, a group of special police officers armed to the teeth suddenly burst into the office. "Hold your head with your hands and squat against the wall!" In the interrogation room, the city bureau director held the documents and was frightened: "On the October and October holidays, others are traveling, what are you doing?" Jiang Ye confessed: "Looking for students." "Why go to northern Myanmar to find students?" "She got caught by a scammer." "Then, why did you rob Somali pirates a year ago?" "They took money from my students." "The French Foreign Legion asked you to be its commander, why didn't you go?" "I don't have time, I have to take care of the students." The director of the municipal bureau was sweating profusely: "Where are the tanks that destroyed the fraud group in northern Myanmar? They need to be handed over." Jiang Ye: "No, I sold it for money." "Where's the money?" "Customized class uniforms for students." Jiang Ye confessed and was lenient, but found that the police officers were sweating. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.