My Short-Video Livestream: Astonishing Emperors Across the Ages

Qin Qing is scrolling through short videos at school when, by accident, they begin livestreaming on an ancient sky screen.

He watches Yang Mi dance seductively.

King Fuchai of Wu: "Such a woman could only exist in heaven..."

Xi Shi: "What did you say?"

He watches a video recapping 4,000 years of history, from the Xia Dynasty to the Republic of China, and asking which dynasty was the biggest disappointment.

Qin Shi Huang: "What is this supposed to mean? My Qin Kingdom lasted 540 years, but the Qin Dynasty was destroyed after just two? My Great Qin Dynasty existed for only 14 years?"

He watches a video hailing the greatest emperor of all time, whose legacy will last for generations.

Emperor Wen of Han: "So it was he who gave my Great Han Dynasty its unification!"

He watches a video of naval exercises in the South China Sea: "Our motherland's land and seas! Not an inch surrendered!"

Qin Shi Huang: "Could that be the legendary giant bird? It even lays eggs? Holy crap, that egg can explode?!"

Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che: "Wei Qing, help me up! My Great Han Dynasty can still fight!!!"

He watches an intense military training video: "This is what Chinese youth should look like!"

Sun Wu, the Sage of War: "With people like you, the nation needs nothing more!"

Han Xin, the Immortal of War: "With you guarding these vast lands, my heart is at ease!"

When Qin Qing starts watching videos again, the emperors of every dynasty are completely stunned!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.