Siheyuan: I'm on a Rampage! The Whole Courtyard's Women Count on Me to Keep Them in Line

Sword God toddler ahead. No predators allowed!

I am the Heavenly Dao, and the Heavenly Dao is me! My name is Ye Bao!

After giving birth, my mother, Bai Ling, leaves her own baby and husband behind to secretly meet her lover, Zhao Chaoyang.

"Dad, let's catch them in the act! Mom's in a private room at the Public Security Bureau, inviting Uncle Chaoyang to lunch."

Next door, Jia Zhangshi sneaks into Yi Zhonghai's bed in the middle of the night, behind everyone's back.

Later that night, Qin Huairu goes to the cellar to talk with the First Master in exchange for ten jin of cornmeal.

"Dad, let's catch them in the act! The First Master's got a great appetite. He wants both ends: the mother-in-law is the melon, and the daughter-in-law is the sesame seed."

The Third Master's wife and the Second Master are swatting mosquitoes under the melon trellis.

"Smack! Smack!"

Dad hears my thoughts and leads the whole courtyard on a wild cheating-bust spree!

"Dad, in your past life, you were an academician specializing in nuclear-powered aircraft carriers! I'll use Heavenly Dao therapy to restore your memories."

Ye Chen, a street loafer of a dad, transforms into one of the Dragon Kingdom's most influential aircraft-carrier academicians.

Mom Bai Ling begs frantically to remarry him.

Who knew I'd be the only one keeping the women in this whole courtyard in line!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.