Siheyuan: The Unassuming Doctor of Traditional Chinese Medicine Who Subdues the Whole Courtyard

Bai Long transmigrates into the world of the Siheyuan and awakens the Divine Doctor System, which lets him absorb and release viruses and illnesses. From the start, he's at odds with all the beasts in the courtyard.

Master One: "Your Bai family owed me plenty of favors back in the day. Is it really unreasonable to borrow a few jin of pork from you?"

Bai Long promptly gives him infertility and severe kidney deficiency, then replies coldly, "No pork for you. But I have one piece of advice: start preparing your coffin and making arrangements for after your death!"

Master One: "You...!"

Just as Jia Dongxu is about to go on a blind date, Bai Long naturally can't let him have his way. He gives him syphilis, swollen lymph nodes, kidney deficiency, and AIDS. Jia Dongxu promptly collapses in front of Qin Huairu.

Bai Bing naturally steps in to take care of Qin Huairu himself, and they consummate their marriage.

Gravely ill in his hospital bed, Jia Dongxu tearfully tells Jia Zhangshi, "Mom, never provoke that Bai Long guy. Whoever crosses him is doomed. It's a curse...!"

See how Bai Long takes down all the beasts in the Siheyuan and rises to the pinnacle of life. Read the full story for details.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.