I Wrote a Showbiz Novel About Yang Mi, and Now She's Having My Third Child?

Zhou Bai, a web novelist in his previous life, transmigrates and returns to his old trade to survive.

Blue Star's entertainment industry is still a barren wasteland, so Zhou Bai puts works from his previous life into his novels.

Gossiping netizen: That Clear Sky Night Song he casually wrote into an entertainment novel actually won Best Original Song?

Gossiping netizen: The variety show described in the novel really got made by a director?

As poems like the Preface to the Pavilion of Prince Teng and Record of Yueyang Tower appear:

Tourist attractions and gossiping netizens alike go wild. With talent like that, why write entertainment novels?

Then a young man from the novel wins both the Nobel Prize and the Booker Prize while still alive.

The whole internet is left dumbfounded! It's just an entertainment novel. Did you have to make it so outrageous? Can you act like a normal person?

Yang Mi: Zhou Bai, you genius! Who taught you to write novels like this?

Zhou Bai: Just tell me if it's well written!

Yang Mi: It is!

Zhou Bai: Then what's the problem? Hmph!

Yang Mi: I don't care. The three babies are out of formula. You figure it out!

Zhou Bai: Would Three Lives, Three Worlds and Chinese Paladin be enough to buy the babies some formula?

Netizens: Please, we're begging you, act like a normal person!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.