The Short Videos I Scroll Have Hidden Meanings, and the Whole Internet Goes Crazy

Lu Xiaowei's Douyin account is bound to a 100,000-fold Shared Rebate System. The short videos he comes across are projected into the Myriad Worlds, complete with their hidden subtext.

"Eating peaches, they're so cool" means "Anyone who curses me is a dog!"

"College students team up to act like Japanese soldiers" means "Look at my face. Do I have what it takes to play a traitor?"

"Spent six million in three years, but her young face can't beat an old lady's!" means "Damn, only ugly people have that much money."

"Empress Dowager Cixi ruled for 47 years, with a life of luxury and debauchery like no other!" means "This windfall has landed right in my lap. What are you going to do about it!"

"This video shows just how obsessed modern people are with mahjong" means "I work for eight hours and end up dizzy, but I can play mahjong all day and all night and still figure out what tiles my opponent is waiting for!"

Short videos of every kind pour in without end, driving the Myriad Worlds wild!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.