A Dirty Movie in a Taxi? That's My Home Security Footage!

Chen Fei transmigrated to a parallel world to compete in a show with a million-yuan prize. He also activated a Popularity System: the more popular he became, the more rewards he received.

He got into a taxi and noticed the driver playing a dirty movie.

"Sir, turn that movie off. You're live-streaming to the whole internet."

The driver said, "What dirty movie? That's the security footage from my house!"

Everyone was stunned.

The driver wept and begged for comfort. But everyone knew the truth: what good was comfort worth a damn?

Chen Fei said, "Don't hang your head, brother. Your cuckold's hat might fall off, and Lao Wang will laugh." "Life is like water: glug, glug, and your loneliness just flows away."

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Outraged netizens: "That's how you comfort someone?"

Seeing the driver get cuckolded, netizens lamented from the bottom of their souls: "I long for ancient times. Carriages were slow, letters took ages, and you loved just one person your whole life."

Chen Fei: "Right, in ancient times, a lifetime was only long enough to love one person, but you could take plenty of concubines."

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Baffled netizens: "The streamer sure knows how to talk. He should say less from now on."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.