You Were Told to Play a Foolish Emperor, Yet You Want to Bed Nuwa?

Lin Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he is taking part in a variety show where contestants enter AI-generated scenes from films and TV shows to play characters.

While everyone else is fretting over the prompt of playing a foolish ruler, Lin Yang opens from the start by flashing Nuwa a wicked smile.

Then he guts a woman to see if she is a man, cuts out Bi Gan's heart, and cooks Bo Yikao into meat pies, terrifying Zhang Yimou.

Prompt: Broken Engagement. In a world of battle qi, Lin Yang delivers the line, "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don't bully a young man just because he's poor," setting the audience ablaze.

Prompt: Actor. "The little nun was sixteen, in the bloom of youth when her hair was shorn..."

Prompt: General. "My beloved Qionghua, our ammunition is spent, our reinforcements are gone, and our men are dead. The city has fallen. I have decided to sacrifice myself for my country..."

Prompt: Village Guardian. "Hey there, Brother Shu!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.