I Went Down the Mountain to Earn Merit. You Want Me to Blow Up Blue Star?

He went down the mountain to accumulate merit and cultivate immortality.

To his dismay, he ended up in Myanmar and became king!

A bomb factory? Destroy it!

Dare to swindle, cheat, or bully people from Xia? Kill them!!!

Myanmar's Minister of Finance: "Mayor Su, our municipal coffers are running low. Should we vigorously develop tourism..."

Su Run: "Tourism, my ass! Rebuild the compounds and focus on fooling the people of America."

Myanmar's Minister of Education: "Mayor Su, to improve the teaching environment at our universities, could we apply for some funding?"

Su Run: "Why study? Give every last one of them a vacation!"

"Students are under so much pressure these days. They need to get some proper rest."

"Let all the people of Myanmar return to nature!"

"Mayor, our city is developing too quickly. The population is so large that we can barely accommodate any more residents."

Su Run: "That's a small matter. I'll go seize land from Sakura Country right now."

Su Run: "Anyone who wants to destroy Xia, I'll plunge their country into chaos! Heh heh heh."

Heaven's Will: "No, your mission is to unite the world..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are coincidental. Do not imitate.