My Short-Video Scrolling Gets Livestreamed, Leaving Heroes from Myriad Worlds Dumbfounded

Jiang Bai is an online novelist. In his spare time, he writes books and scrolls through short videos.

At first, he has no idea that the videos he watches are being projected into the worlds of martial arts heroes across the heavens.

The first video: a group of pretty girls dancing. What a sight.

The Confucians: "See no evil! Hear no evil! Speak no evil! Do no evil!"

The second, third, and fourth videos,

show pretty girls of all kinds displaying their talents. There's something for everyone.

Heroes across the heavens: "Could this be Heaven comforting us and sending down an auspicious sign?"

Then comes the fourth video: "I'm the Noble Sword. My ambitions are huge, so bear with me!"

The entire Smiling, Proud Wanderer world is stunned. What? To learn the Evil-Resisting Swordplay, you have to castrate yourself first?

The ruthless Lin Pingzhi castrates himself to practice swordplay on his wedding night?

From then on, a bunch of idiots wait every day for Jiang Bai to watch videos of pretty girls, while picking up a few tidbits about the martial world along the way!

Until Jiang Bai starts a livestream.

"Ladies, anyone want a Youth-Retaining Pill?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.